Monday, March 19, 2012

Got time for a funny?

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

And then there is the adult  statement:

Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

And then there is funny philosophy:

Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Today is a day to add one, if you like……

Thanks for coming by the log, I know you have much more you can do, so thanks for taking the time.

Nite Shipslog

PS:

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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679678 1920 Morgan

I have never understood the 3 wheel Morgan, this is the 1920 version.  However the Morgan has established itself with a real base of Morgan lovers. I have only met one.

 

Now, what do you think is funny?

4 comments:

TARYTERRE said...

VERY funny stuff. here's one from me. "ALWAYS leave your glasses where you can SEE them." take care.

That corgi :) said...

Love the thinking about the fridge, but we do that, don't we? Or we stand there and stare at it hoping something will materialize! All cute funnies today!

betty

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Now you have started my Tuesday off with a SMILE for sure...I'm not very clever and can't come up with something to share back at you. I haven't even finished my first cup of morning coffee yet, but I do appreciate a little humor. Great way to start the day!
Hope your Tuesday is a terrific one! Happy 1st day of Spring!

Lucy said...

Your entry is funny. And that car is funny. I don't think in my 82 years I have ever seen one.