Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
(Copied and modified, this is so old the original author is Mr. Unknown)
(You may have noticed that the above is true, and our politicians continue to prove Einstein was a genius)
PS. Ending joke, also copied from a forwarded e-mail.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.He turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered'?And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!Nite Shipslog
Just before the funeral services, the undertakercame up to the very elderly widow and asked,'How old was your husband?''96,' she replied: 'Two years younger than me'.So you're 98,' the undertaker commented.She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'