Went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy
And so fast that his free range chickens were being run over,
At a rate of three to six a week.
"You've got to do something about all these people driving so
Fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.
A sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING
"You've still got to do something about these drivers.
The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"
"Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
"Sure. Put up your own sign."
The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity
Got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer Jack,
Did you put up your sign?"
Out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might
Be something the Police could use elsewhere,
To slow drivers down.
Remember for safety, always have an Air Bag!