We had a good laugh out of that for years.
I read that a brilliant mind, some scientist from Yale, Harvard, Canterbury or Cambridge, says the earth is warming. It is called Global Warming. Now Al Gore is a good guy but he is not brilliant, he is totally convinced the Global Warming is a threat. I believe that.
Then I read brilliant minds with the same university backgrounds say this a normal cycle we are going through. ALL these men have impeccable credentials. Who do you believe? Danged if I know!
ALL of these scientist’s can prove their theories, if you will just listen. But it is like politics I can’t decide who is right. A good politician can convince you vanilla is chocolate. Well none are that good for real chocolate lovers. Sherry would never fall for that. Maybe I would, but not you blind chocolate lovers.
Mirrors are more honest than politicians or scientists:
Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all I'm really now upset with you For giving your distorted view
You show my hair is turning gray It's just the way the shadows play I know that you're not hanging straight To make me look so over weight.
The way you show a double chin Is just the way the light comes in I think I'm fine, but you're so wise To put such accent on my thighs.
I wish you'd try to be my friend And tell me I'm a little thin Just tell me I look good in jeans And frilly shirts and pretty things.
Please don't let the wrinkles show I'd like to have a pretty glow I see you won't respond at all So I'll just tear you off the wall.
THAT SOLVES ALL THE PROBLEMS.
(Nah, I did not write it, I ain’t a Paula or Debbie)
I hear the first group to get the ‘Bail out Money’ was whatever insurance company backs the congressional retirement plan.
Sounds fair doesn’t it?
PS: *****A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'