Childhood is roughly 0 to 12,
The terrible teens. 13 to 19 (I believe these are the REAL memory years)
Young folks are from 20 to about 35 now.
Then you have Middle age. I think that is from 36 to 80, according to your health and ability to lie to your brain.
But Old? How long does it last?
Now to be honest I DO NOT like the answer, “You are as OLD as you feel.” Because a few days ago I felt like I was 46 and a half. Today I feel closer to 85 and a half. So with that answer, I fluctuate. Like my weight. I just don’t like it. Is there any way I can feel forty six and a half all the time? If the answer is YES, please go into detail for me so I can ‘save the answer to my PC’.
If it requires medicine, make sure it is over the counter ‘cheap’ meds, like aspirin.
Okay I am going to quit and take this body that feels 85.5 to bed. I will look for the earth shaking news tomorrow.
****A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.