(Sorry Josh, you are in the company fo many women! I won't tell Britney!)
I like women, (sometimes!) Smart men never argue with one! WE Just don’t want then to feel inferior.
(Fill in any name, Mary, Rain,Anna Mae, Debbie, Sherry, Shirl,Paula, Evelyn, Reece,Vickie,Lindie, Joan,Terri,Jun, Lucille,Ora,Rose, Michelle, Sybil,Shiela,Helen,Mary Ann, Lula, Martha,Betty, Peggy etc I could go on. )
One morning, the MAN OF THE HOUSE returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the lady of the house decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies. (Thinking, isn't that obvious?)
“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.”
“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
”But I haven't even touched you,” says the Game Warden.
“That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma'am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
There is definitely a move afoot to make us intelligent macho types look light lightweights. I tell you it won’t work.
“What is that Sherry?”
“Oh, okay. Yes ma’am.”
Well it won’t work all the time, anyway. (I hope).
Have a nice day GIRLS! You definitely make life interesting. (Okay you make life better, satisfied?)
OKAY, A LOT BETTER!
Thanks for coming This way,
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following question:
4. So They would have the same last name.