You probably have heard that joke, or statement that B.P. Roberts had put on their head stone.
A couple days ago my nose started running, and I cannot catch it. It is driving me nuts. I drank a bottle of something for allergies and slowed it down. Then in the medicine cabinet I found some little pills that said for sneezing and runny nose ALLERGY RELIEF. With a warning, “Take only one in a 24 hr period” It worked, but after 14 hours, there it was again.
Of course I am like most folk, that warning is not for me, So I took another. I didn’t feel sick, I took my temp and I was the same as most animals, maybe a little less. I said to my Sherry, “I must be sick, remember when you bury me, I said I was sick.”
“Well I hope it isn’t this week,” she said.
“Me too,” I said, “I don’t feel like attending a funeral with my nose running.” Besides they haven’t finished my head stone yet. This is the design:
Boot Hill in Deadwood, Dodge City and Tombstone had some interesting headstones:
Speaking of headstones, many have made headlines such as these:
I guess I am not ready for the ground, in reality, as I said a couple entries ago, One never knows.
I think the pill makes my head feel funny but it does stop my ‘sore’ nose from running.
Thanks for listening to my tale of woe!
And then the worst:
Staying Morbid…….. Hearses over the years.