Sayings I have collected over the last year filed under:
Possible Blog ideas
(that did not get used methinks):
......I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
......A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it to them.
......I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented: I forgot where I was going with this.
......I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
......A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
......I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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1914 Berwick
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10 comments:
LOL with these sayings. A lot of humor in them, but also lots of truth!
betty
Those were very funny. Enjoyed them all.
These are good Jack! Thanks for the laugh this morning. I like the one about the thief. That would be me. Hahaha.
Imma trying to get another post written. Soon.
In 41 degree NC
Lisa
I too enjoyed the quotes and particularly liked the one about learning something new and forgetting 5...that hit home. I do learn something new everyday. Fact is that maybe I did know it at one time but forgot. Thanks for the smiles today! Hope you two have a great day!
Those sayings made me laugh! My kind of humor.
Those "hit home" as Mom used to say, too funny!!!
I'm with ya on that first one....still 15 to go out of 10......LOL
Have a most wonderful year, with love and hugs from up north...snowed an inch so we aren't buried yet
Good reading as always. Jack maybe I can have us a T-Shirt made and have it put
on the front and back..OUT OF ORDER...Ready to start 2017 time is fleeting
Funny, but actually you seem to have lost weight, I hope not too much.
I got a million of them :)
R
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