Monday, January 2, 2017

Sayings I have collected over the last year



Sayings I have collected over the last year filed under:  

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.....My goal for 2016 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 pounds to go.


......I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

......A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it to them.


......I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented: I forgot where I was going with this.

......I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.

......A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

 ......I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

Nite Shipslog
 1914 Berwick

10 comments:

betty said...

LOL with these sayings. A lot of humor in them, but also lots of truth!

betty

TARYTERRE said...

Those were very funny. Enjoyed them all.

Lisa said...

These are good Jack! Thanks for the laugh this morning. I like the one about the thief. That would be me. Hahaha.
Imma trying to get another post written. Soon.

In 41 degree NC
Lisa

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

I too enjoyed the quotes and particularly liked the one about learning something new and forgetting 5...that hit home. I do learn something new everyday. Fact is that maybe I did know it at one time but forgot. Thanks for the smiles today! Hope you two have a great day!

bonney knox said...

Those sayings made me laugh! My kind of humor.

Glenda said...

Those "hit home" as Mom used to say, too funny!!!

Dar said...

I'm with ya on that first one....still 15 to go out of 10......LOL
Have a most wonderful year, with love and hugs from up north...snowed an inch so we aren't buried yet

shirl72 said...

Good reading as always. Jack maybe I can have us a T-Shirt made and have it put
on the front and back..OUT OF ORDER...Ready to start 2017 time is fleeting

Mary Degli Esposti said...

Funny, but actually you seem to have lost weight, I hope not too much.

Rick Watson said...

I got a million of them :)
R