......I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
......A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it to them.
......I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented: I forgot where I was going with this.
......I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
......A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
......I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.