….If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
….If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
….It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
I read this one and smiled. In the last couple years I have planted a tree or two. Presently I have a 'J' tree and an 'S' tree for the GGrand kids.
So, from the message the co-owner must be a lady!
I loved this one! (above)
This one strikes a cord also. (above)
I had to think of the divorces I have known. They resulted from the above statement.