A couple days ago my girl had left her make up mirror out. You know the one. round on a pedestal, it flips from a real mirror to the Frankenstein’s monster side.
I decided to look into it, since it does such a great job on my Sherry. I was sitting there and I could not resist. I gave it the test, “Mirror, Mirror on the table, who is fairest of the able?” It said nothing so I looked.
Now back up, In the late 1940’s or early 1950’s there was a song. That said “If you are walking along the beach, and you should see a great big box and it’s within your reach, DON’T EVER STOP TO OPEN IT UP BECAUSE MUCH TO YOUR SURPRISE YOU WILL DISCOVER A (physical knock) Knock, knock, knock right before your eyes.”
Well when I looked into that THING I gained 20 years of age. There were knots, spots, hair, holes (a little dirt) and miniature hair. There were valleys where wrinkles once lay. I even saw wrinkles I know I did not have! It scared the xxx out of me.
I started to throw it away, but thought better of it for my own safety. But I suggest everyone else throw them away, they are intimidating.
They are probably a danger to society and should be banned.
I am disgusted at how worn out I looked, Please do not use them. They are dangerous. I am going to suggest a national recall due to a danger to America as we know it.
(Girls do not get scared, they start young getting used to them)
How did this happen?
Great nephew Michael Darnell, great guy. BTW he is the keeper of the Giant model of the USS North Carolina his Grandpa Built.
This is Mike and his two good looking daughters,……… Okay one is really his wife (but you cannot tell)…
1950 Chevy, this was our first family car. (without the sun visor)
Where is Lucy?