A picture from the news
I read this just below, yesterday:
Should I be worried about Daytona Beach or the writer and proofer here?
If you need to smile---- Some
headlines from around the country
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax.
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Farmer Bill Dies in House.
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British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands.
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids.
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting
Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- (That one was a shocker!!!)
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces
Battery Charge
And this is enough to close with:
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Y’all have a good NIGHT TODAY!.
NiteShipslog
PS: Thank all of you that
read here. I enjoy comments and appreciate it when I read them
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AT pic of the day:
For today:
Nite
Shipslog
PS:
God has allowed us to
meet some of the best folk on the planet. In person and here on the net. Thank you all for being here… and being YOU!
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8 comments:
ROFLMAO! Thank you for the laughs, Jack and Sherry. What a great way to start the day!
All good examples for sure! Ha Ha! Thanks foE all the smiles as I read this!
So funny! Today I was looking at my work emails when one came across that said employee arrested 4 times. My immediately thought was: "Why would we hire someone that was arrested 4 times. It was an article about this employee having a heart attach and arrested 4 times, was resuscitated and lived to write a book about his experience. I'm an idiot.
Be careful what you believe when reading the newspaper! lol
These are so wonderfully funny. Are there no departments that somehow catch these gems?
I am so thrilled to call you and Sherry friends. We will never meet up, until we reach Heaven.
Oh they were funny. Thanks! :)
These are brilliant Jack. We should join up together and create a double act - better than Laurel and Hardy, Jerry Lewis and Dean Marin, Rowan and Martin and all the others.
Here's my offering:
A woman was rushed into hospital with two burnt ears. Apparently she answered the phone whilst ironing. The doctors asked her how she burnt her other ear. She replied: "It happened when I phoned for an ambulance!"
A man was found asleep in a stationery van. Police say he was on a late delivery and fell asleep because he was on a staple diet of manilla ice cream.
The City University has carried out extensive research and discovered that four out of ten children are conceived in IKEA beds. Which is surprising considering those shops are usually well-lit.
In the neighbouring village a cement mixer collided with a prison van. The police are looking for some hardened criminals.
God bless.
Fun post Jack
Lisa
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