Wedding preparations and doctors!

So, What are you going to wear? (Is the question I heard)
Is it really important? (YES!)
I have a new suit I bought in 1982 or a blazer I bought in 1976, either sounds good to me. (You what?)
Am I missing something here? I have a perfectly good suit. It is probably 20 years newer than Sam’s, out in Colorado. It looks great. (Sam won’t be here!)
How do you know Sam won’t be here? (Does it still fit?)
Does what still fit? (The suit?)
Sure, if I can lose five or six pounds real quick, how long do I have? (Two weeks)
No Problem, ½ pound a day should do it.
Why do I hear,( hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)

Hey Log, DID I TELL YOU WE HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND?
My question, what does anyone expect of a grandpa? NOTHING! HE IS OLD, HE IS COOL, A LITTLE SENILE AND THEY WILL BE GLAD IF HE IS ABLE TO SHOW UP. Who cares what he wears? Everyone is supposed to be looking at the Bride and Groom, I don’t want to out shine them, if I did I would wear my Elvis leisure suit and blue suede shoes, talking about cool!!!!!
So now you know we are ready for the Wedding. Sherry picked the prettiest pair of shoes out of 8,000+ designs.

Okay here is the skinny about Doctors:

Okay, the results of the medical visits.
First Sherry’s: Same-old Same-old. Dr. Locklear says everything looks good! (I tell her that every night, why does she need a second opinion?)

Mine: First they did the ultra sound, because? Well, just because ‘ we do it for some things we suspect, and sometimes because of a patient’s extended age.’ So why mine? (She says it is the age thing, has nothing to do with pregnancy!) WHEW!

Blood work. Test showed it was red. The Tri- (things)= good, sugar= good, HDL=good, LDL=nearly very bad, total 237. That number sounded good to me, that was my score on qualification day, using a United States rifle M1, caliber 30, clip fed, gas operated shoulder weapon and I got the expert marksmanship medal. Gotta be a good number!

Paperwork says no Jack that ain’t good. SOOOOOOOOOOO? I do not know yet. I am still thinking. But remember those triglyceride things are good!

So, I ask, why haven’t I heard from y’all? I looked at the address they were using, half of it is gone, that is why I haven’t heard. The nice lady fixed it (I think).
Thanks for coming by the log.

Nite Shipslog
PS:
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart,

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail."