The Russians know I am anti-communist. Now I know they are out to get me.
I have a problem on State Road 46 here in Florida. It connects I-4 and Highway 441 at Mt. Dora. We travel that road many times in the winter months. To go to Wildwood and Orlando RV parks, and also to check out mail at Eustis, FL.
Just today I realized who is behind it. THE BEAR! Isn’t that the Russian symbol? (R= REd or Russian the same, right?)
Okay here is the problem Our Honda Fit is recognized every time I am on that road. Even if it is being towed and hid behind out big motor home. ONE DANGED TRAFFIC LIGHT CATCHES ME EVERY TIME. OF course after I had stopped and awaited the green,(do I get green, HA!))Today I realized it was the Russians. Just past the light I saw the sign it was a BIG BLACK BEAR, camouflaged with the words ( Bear Crossing).. SO it finally hit me. The Russians are after me because I am anti-Communist. They know it is the little things that will make me lose my religion. What the sign said in code was:The Russian's are CROSSING the pond to get you!
Let me tell you this, YOU CANNOT TRUST ‘EM Ruskies!
So today, after I shook my Russian tails, and made it to our hiding place, Evelyn (and Don) had us a great Irish meal of Corn beef and cabbage and potato salad. Coffee and lemon pie. Delicious!
Later Evelyn came over to tell me The Russians had been into my ‘Johnny’ book, messed with my manuscript and made a lot of mistakes. She is helping me fix THE RUSSIANS mistakes. At least there is some satisfaction in this dangerous world. I may fool them and not go back across Florida on State Road 46!!!!!
I do hope they are leaving you alone while they pester me! Ifthe entry seems confused, it has a right to be, 'em ruskies is skerrie!
But when your trip ends seeing this beauty, you cannot complain. An early to mid fifties packard convertible. a beauty.