Just to warn you, I have the winning ticket to the lottery again! If you buy a ticket don’t pick:
11,15,23,25,34 & 38

that is mine. NOW, When I win, Sherry and I are going to Pizza Hut and buy the LARGE VEGGIE LOVERS PIZZA rather than the medium. Just warning you!

I read once that there are folks who make a good living sending a ‘tear jerking’ story to every lottery winner (that they follow) in the world. They never ask for piles of money, maybe $650, $950, $1328, $1933 etc., for a child’s eye (brain, foot, teeth) operation. They have the rest saved up. Everybody gets the same letter. The letters are mailed out weekly.

I just received an e-mail from Jim, a buddy of mine (Shirl knows Jim, she got one too). Saying he was in London. That he was robbed at gun point of all his money credit cards etc. and needed some money to pay hotel and taxi bills, of course he would return the money as soon as he was back in the states. The police and embassy were working with him, but he needed to come home. Fortunately I also got an e-mail from the Real Jim, and he was not out of the states, the e-mail was a fraud. Amazing huh?

You probably didn’t respond to Dr. Okon’s e-mail from Nigeria, I am glad, because I wanted it all. She has $36 million and is going to give me half just to use my bank account. If I can just talk Shirl into loaning me the $10,000 I need to send the lady to get the paper work started.

Nigeria won’t let her out of the country with the money, but she can transfer the funds before she comes. I feel so sorry for her. If she gets hurt or cannot make it to the states I get to keep the entire $36 million because she is alone with no heirs. Now you can’t beat that deal.

Hold onto your money folks, there is someone out there known as a ‘confidence man’ who is good at taking other folks money!
Nite Shipslog
PS:
That e-mail from Jim was written well; it had an address in London to wire the money to. I probably would have called his home before sending money anyway; at least I hope I would.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

And for Robert:
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher