Shoes and Ultra sound.

We have been on a trip. Ordered by doctors. There was first Sherry’s physical. Then a trip to the VA hospital for an ordered ultra sound.
My wife knows about medical stuff, so I asked, What is an ultra sound? She grinned and said that is the noise you make when…….., Just kidding. She said, 'one use is to determine the health and sex of the unborn baby!'
“REALLY? That woman doctor thinks I am pregnant?”

As Ora would say ‘Sheesh’! I think I said something else. I knew we had plenty of time before the motel check in so I asked if she wanted to stop by the Concord Mill’s Mall and walk to pass the time. She smiled and said she thought that was a good idea.

SHOES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

We have a wedding coming up. Joshua and Britany. Sherry has bought her dress, she and Evelyn did that a week or so ago. BUT I did not know you also had to have special shoes too!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES ARE IN A MALL? In one store alone I counted the shoes on display on one island. Fifty pairs, know how many islands in the store? EIGHTY that is 4000 shoes on the islands alone. Not counting the ‘clearance racks’ and all around the walls!

She found a pair and a clutch purse there. WOMEN HAVE TO BE VERY SMART, TO go through and remember the ones they liked, then go back and FIND that pair. Of course I helped by carrying the ‘last’ selected pair.

I am not pregnant, I am not a woman and if so, I wouldn’t last one day! It must be nerve wracking to be a woman. Oh, and the shoes? Some of them look like they are into bondage with all the leather straps. SHEESH! You could also die from a fall from some of those high heels! (or at least get a nose bleed!)

WE are home now, How do you people afford to stay in motels?????? Get an RV or a tent for heavens sake.
Thanks for coming by the log.
Nite Shipslog
PS:
Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa 's lips.

(Now read say it baldy’s at

http://sayit-baldys.blogspot.com/ read & scroll down to the”inner beauty and vigor” entry, CONCERNING MONA'S SMILE))