Since we have had cell phones, we have NEVER been bothered by telemarketers. Today alone we had six calls.
Now about the e-mails. I don’t like the ones that say if you love Jesus you will forward this. Does that mean the maker of that e-mail has been told that by Jesus? Does it mean when I delete it that I don’t love Jesus? I don’t think so. So it doesn’t bother me. But that good luck stuff now that is different. The maker of the e-mail is gonna give me good luck if I forward it to 4 million people in twenty seconds, BUT if I delete it? Wow at the terrible luck. So since I always have good luck, I just delete it to see it I will have some bad luck. Hasn’t happened yet. I don’t like bad luck; don’t even allow it in the house.
Okay I bump my head a lot, reckon that is from deleting so many good luck e-mails. Reckon that is why I lost my hair? Maybe I had better rethink this whole situation.
E-mails… Subject WHEELCHAIRS… Get one free with instructions.
Now you figure, has someone been spying? Has Mel up north done this to get back at me for praying she got snow so it will melt, and water the cantaloupes (No that is Sam). So the water will melt to grow the green grass to make yellow cheese after the cows eat it. The snow is for your own good Mel.
But who said I needed a wheel chair. IS THAT FROM DELETING THE E-MAILS? Sh- …. No I am not gonna say it. BUT I deleted the e-mail anyway. So there. (but I don’t feel better)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?