Saturday, November 1, 2025

Sunday 11-2 I have no idea what I am!

 Picture of the day

 

BUT for now:

Lately my computer is going crazy trying to let me know if I qualify for Professor status or a room in the loony farm.

… 10 things that are common to low IQ humans:

… 15 things that intelligent people think are stupid that others do.

….12 reasons you cannot get out of debt.

….8 things in common with those who are successful.

…10 things that people with a high IQ dislike, that the average person loves.

10 things that low IQ people love that normal people cannot stand!

.9 telltale things that prove a person is really intelligent or pretending.

Imma tell you I am confused, I fit every category.

I am beautifully ugly, so intelligent I am stupid, and I have so much common sense I forgot most of it. I have forgotten more than an imbecilic has ever known.

Now where am I?   ..... Oh yes!

In North Carolina the state mental hospital is in Morganton, NC. It is said when someone does something odd, “You keep acting like that they are gonna send you to Morganton.”

My Uncle Ralph spent a few weeks there for treatment. WE were visiting him and he took me aside and whispered, “Jackie, there are crazy people in here!”

Once when I was a kid, mama took Shirley and me with her to visit a friend that had been sent to Morganton. That was before A/C buildings. AS we walked by one of the dormitories an old lady was standing at a window and called out to mama, “You think them little devils are pretty, but they ain’t!”

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I wrote some about horses yesterday.  

Today Sherry let me go horseback riding.  I was having a great time, until she ran out of quarters!

Y’all have a good day.   Today, Remember Him! 

 

Nite Shipslog

PS. 

Time continues to move on, The horseback riding line was from a friend of Sherry’s. ;-)



Love from FL

6 comments:

Victor S E Moubarak said...

The horseback riding line is brilliant. I wish I had thought of it. You and I would make a great double act, I think.

God bless.

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

No doubt those kind of articles do make us wonder who we are, but I think it's obvious, we are old people. I used to think I'd seen it all but in this wonderful world of ours, I Iearn and see something new everyday!Hang in there and enjoy those pony rides!

Mevely317 said...

I've come so close to "falling" for those so-called social tests. Worse, while reading this I was mentally trying to answer them. (lol)
Funny finale. I used to love those ponies.

HappyK said...

The horse riding made me laugh!!! )

Anonymous said...

I just took an IQ test - did all the stupid problems and then in the end it was going to cost me. Figured it wasn't that high since I spent all that time on it.

Lisa said...

The horse ridings story made me giggle.
Lisa