A cool Auto
1982 Dodge Aires
That title was a headline today. Most have never really known or
understand the wayfaring person or Hobo. I actually knew of one. He was a
wonderfully strange man. Elijah 'Lij' Howard:
farmer, husband and part-time hobo. He once gave me a Chow
dog. I was visiting my sister when he gave me the dog. Brother Elijah said, "I’ll bring him down when I come to Camp Meeting." He came in a
brand new 1953 Buick. When the trunk was opened ‘Red’ had torn the cotton from
the back seat, and ripped all the wiring out. Elijah just laughed, “The Buick people will fix it for me Jackie,
don’t worry about it.”
That night on the
porch I learned a lot of Elijah’s life. Elijah’s
family farmed during the depression. He left making one less mouth to feed. He traveled the
rails for a few years as a hobo; working odd jobs for food. The Hobo’s shared
their food and when possible, they rode and slept in empty boxcars.
He returned home, the farm became his, he married and had a
family, but the wanderlust never left him. He was well off, 'a very successful
farmer.’ When the work load was light he would take off for a month at a time
riding the rails. I sat wide-eyed, listening; I was 14-15 and already wanted to
travel. Those stories just threw fuel on the fire.
I mentioned Elijah’s
new Buick. Dick said, “Let me tell you
about that.” It seems ‘lijah had bought
a truck with an automatic transmission. Somehow he had ruined the transmission,
forgetting it was an automatic he tried to shift gears and tore the tranny up,
by shifting into reverse at about 25 mph.
When he was test driving
the new Buick he related that to the salesman. “Mr Howard” said the salesman,
“This Dyna-flow can switch to reverse at 35 mph and not bother the trans.!”
“If that is true friend,
I will pay you cash for the car, hold on,” Elijah was on an empty road and with
the salesman saying, no, no, he pulled it down to Reverse. The car jumped some
and come to a stop and started backwards. Elijah bought the car.
I loved Roger Miller’s “King of the Road.” When I hear it I think
of “Elijah.”
Nite
Shipslog
PS: About two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a three by twelve four bed room
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Buys a three by twelve four bed room
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
third boxcar, midnight train
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
















