Friday, January 30, 2009

Global warming or Politics and mirrors???

I just love Gorilla's. Once at the Dallas Zoo, in TExas. Kat saw a couple gorilla's about to mate, Her husband said come on let's go. Not yet, Kat says, I haven't seen anyone but us do it.
We had a good laugh out of that for years.
This Cat did not care who was mating, but it wasn't him, but he is thinking of a word along that line.
Go ahead, read it, it is not long. suffer.....

I’ll bet the folks up in New York and the frozen North East and the mid west are wondering about this Global Warming. You know I think we all could agree to clean up the planet, and used renewable energy if our brilliant minds could agree on what we really need to do.
I read that a brilliant mind, some scientist from Yale, Harvard, Canterbury or Cambridge, says the earth is warming. It is called Global Warming. Now Al Gore is a good guy but he is not brilliant, he is totally convinced the Global Warming is a threat. I believe that.
Then I read brilliant minds with the same university backgrounds say this a normal cycle we are going through. ALL these men have impeccable credentials. Who do you believe? Danged if I know!
ALL of these scientist’s can prove their theories, if you will just listen. But it is like politics I can’t decide who is right. A good politician can convince you vanilla is chocolate. Well none are that good for real chocolate lovers. Sherry would never fall for that. Maybe I would, but not you blind chocolate lovers.
Mirrors are more honest than politicians or scientists:

Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all I'm really now upset with you For giving your distorted view

You show my hair is turning gray It's just the way the shadows play I know that you're not hanging straight To make me look so over weight.
The way you show a double chin Is just the way the light comes in I think I'm fine, but you're so wise To put such accent on my thighs.
I wish you'd try to be my friend And tell me I'm a little thin Just tell me I look good in jeans And frilly shirts and pretty things.
Please don't let the wrinkles show I'd like to have a pretty glow I see you won't respond at all So I'll just tear you off the wall.
(Nah, I did not write it, I ain’t a Paula or Debbie)

I hear the first group to get the ‘Bail out Money’ was whatever insurance company backs the congressional retirement plan.
Sounds fair doesn’t it?
Nite Shipslog,
PS: *****A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

*****The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

*****In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

*****When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


Sheila Y said...

Lol, I hope ya'll didn't pick on Kat too long. I love watching the monkeys when I go to the zoo. My oldest had a drink in a cup with a straw at the zoo and a young monkey offered her a piece of hay or straw in exchange for it...ha. This was when we lived in Texas. Take care, Sheila

shirl72 said...

Our Sister could say the most innocent things.
My mirrow in the bathroom makes me look young.
When I get in the car and pull the sun visor
mirror down. I wonder how a different girl got in the car. I think I look pretty good until I
get in the car. I look in the mirrors in a department store and wonder who is that old lady. It's me It's Oh Lord Standing in need of
prayer and an adjustment attitude. I am 72.ll


betty said...

I just don't think I get this global warming theory; I would have welcomed it those cold mornings in Montana

however, I did welcome it today at 75 degrees in So. California :)

take care of Sherry :)


Randy said...

Hello Mr. Jack,

Let's ask those people up north in they think we have a global warming promblem!lol I could use a little Global warming in this area right now. It's turned off cool again.

God Bless


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Lucy said...

I don't care who fixes the economy, I just waNT IT FIXED. It is pretty hard to think global warming when you live in Ne. till the summer hits. I don't believe any politician any more. I am not going to talk politics, I told Shirl I wasn't so I just don't think I will. I love the joke about the little boy that swallowed coins. I don't know how you come up with all of those but just don't stop. Lucy

Jean said...

I don't know what to say about the global warming for some years now we haven't had as cold weather here like we have had in the past we would freeze to death if it got as cold here as it does where Lucy and some of the other readers live. Lol. The weatherman says Alabama might have some snow flakes the first of the week I don't look for it this for south. Take care, Jean

Anonymous said...

Oh Jack...first thanks for the belly laughing I have just done...hubby asked what in the world was I reading that was so I read off some of it...he was rolling too...we are plain folk..doesn't take much to make us happy...and yes our weather is crummy...but today oh the sunshine would blind melted ice off the trees and plants...and made it a bit easier to get up off the driveway...have to wait until morning to see if we have school or not...Oh Lordy but I hope we do...LOL..I need a break...LOLOL..oh by the way...I ordered "Sticky" today...looking forward to reading you book...LOL...take care of that cold...and maybe you should splurge a bit for some of "jackie D"...cause hubby swears by it with honey and a bit of lemon juice...and a tad of sugar...he sleeps and sweats like a stuck hog LOLOL...opps...said to much LOL...God Bless .. hugs...Ora