Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Girls, Women, FEMALE! So what?

(Sorry Josh, you are in the company fo many women! I won't tell Britney!)

I like women, (sometimes!) Smart men never argue with one! WE Just don’t want then to feel inferior.
(Fill in any name, Mary, Rain,Anna Mae, Debbie, Sherry, Shirl,Paula, Evelyn, Reece,Vickie,Lindie, Joan,Terri,Jun, Lucille,Ora,Rose, Michelle, Sybil,Shiela,Helen,Mary Ann, Lula, Martha,Betty, Peggy etc I could go on. )
One morning, the MAN OF THE HOUSE returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the lady of the house decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies. (Thinking, isn't that obvious?)
“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.”
“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
”But I haven't even touched you,” says the Game Warden.
“That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma'am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

There is definitely a move afoot to make us intelligent macho types look light lightweights. I tell you it won’t work.

“What is that Sherry?”
“Oh, okay. Yes ma’am.”
Well it won’t work all the time, anyway. (I hope).

Have a nice day GIRLS! You definitely make life interesting. (Okay you make life better, satisfied?)
Thanks for coming This way,

Nite Shipslog

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following question:

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
4. So They would have the same last name.


Anonymous said...

Naughty boy! Thanks for the larf!

Lucy said...

You are taking your life in your own hands, Or maybe a bunch of women's. Good thing you have a getaway vehicle. You might need it. Lol

Sheila Y said...

How did you find out about me and the game warden? ..ha.. I was reading 'sticky'...We are still soggy down this way...it did stop long enough to grill something yesterday. Take care, Sheila

Terri said...

HAHAHA! Oh Jack, you do make me laugh..lol

Speaking of Jun, I sure miss her...wonder when or if she will be back on blogger...

Have a good night!

shirl72 said...

2nd try. You do know a lot of girls. You may
be in trouble. I never can think of a fast comment. We couldn't do without you men.