Sunday, November 30, 2008

More explainations of blame.



Shirl sent this to me via e-mail. I could not llget the cute pics to come up but I though it fit with my last entry.

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates. okay?

2 comments:

Randy said...

Hello Mr. Jack,

Long time no blog. Hope everything is going with well With You and Miss Sherry and Miss Shirl. Tell Them Hello for me. Trying to get back into the journals or Blogs. Have a big wedding next week Joshua getting married.(I've lost some more of my hair).

God Bless

Randy

Paula said...

Our old world sure isn't what it use to be. I knew someone who was married to a con artist. He was in jail or prison but got sick. They let him out early probably knowing how ill he was. A few days later the man died. The wife wanted to sue because he wasn't getting the proper medicine. Does a crimnal deserve medicine? What happened to bread and water? I think the attorney told her she didn't have a leg to stand on. Good for him.