Thursday, February 9, 2017
You may be offended, language warning
First a question, unrelated to the topic. Are there things you cannot throw away or destroy because of a mental Block?
What to do with OLD Bibles?
Cousin Ken (lived in Saudi for awhile) says that when found by Customs a Bible is thrown in the trash. That is hard.Old, worn USA flags? Veterans Organizations have ceremonies and burn them, I guess it is considered like CREMATION!
Family Pictures? Even if they are on Three media devices, I cannot bring myself to destroy them.
Books? We recycle at RV libraries or friends.
A sign on a farmers fence brought to mind this joke:
Mr. Rabbit was delivering manure to Mr. Buzzard. He knocked on the door and Mrs. Buzzard answered the door. Mrs. Buzzard being a hi-fluting lady said. “Mr. Buz ZARD if out in the YARD.”
To which Mr. Rabbit said, “Well please inform Mr. BuzZARD that Mr. RabBIT. Is here with the $--T!
(Okay that was my childhood joke, kids’ stuff.)
NOW TO THE SUBJECT (and facts):
I have had cataract surgery, my eye sight is good. On the last trip to Peace River I spied a sign I could not believe. Professionally painted, letters at least 3 feet high advertising a product for sale.
Now After reading that sign, Imma thinking WHAT? Then to Sherry, “I never knew there was a market for that! What could it be used for other than research?”
“What is that honey?”
“That sign back there, in big letters it said, “PISS FOR SALE”. All my life I have known manure sales, but not Pee!”
argument discussion ensued, but I
am right (we men always are, it is our superior nature. I have heard some 'unlearned folk' use the wrong term STUBBORN)
· As nice as she could say it without insulting me, she said, “Honey, ARE YOU BLIND? I saw the sign, I couldn’t miss it. It said in big red letters. PIGS FOR SALE.”
· (She didn’t say ‘ARE YOU BLIND’ but I knew what she meant! LOL)
Being right, I relooked at the sign in my mind, “NO HONEY, it said as plain as day, “PISS for SALE”.
I am researching the use of PEE. I know I am RIGHT! LOL
Friend Dallas just drove by the sign on the way to Peace River. He will back me up on this. We were Jarheads together, one for all and all for one type of thing. (Even if he has to lie, he had better back me! LOL)
PS: Just so you won’t think a divorce is in the future, WE did have a great laugh at her mis-reading the sign! LOL