Car of the day:
I am not consistent in keeping a clean car, BUT AFTER cleaning the car, I am consistent in saying: I AM GOING TO DO THIS REGULARLY! Now please don’t accuse me of lying, I think ‘I really mean it.’ Yesterday I not only washed the car, but for me I ‘DETAILED’ it. I think that is a new way of saying “I really cleaned it WELL!”
I mean I removed the rugs, vacuumed them and UNDER them. Dusted and cleaned the instruments and little crevasses. Actually removed the stuff that had fallen beside the console, and vacuumed there. I cleaned where the doors open and close, ends and under. I put that Armour-all stuff on the tires, boy do they shine.
The Honda CRV that Shirley left us looks NEW. I stood back after drying the outside and said, “I am going to keep it like this!” (AGAIN)
I refuse to pay a car wash when I am doing NOTHING myself, I need the exercise, I say. My family says I am really, “Just cheap.”
We drove the car to church last night. NO ONE bragged on our car, and it looked fantastic! BUT now I ask you, “IS IT TRUE?”
The sun was shining and the sky clear when I did the deed. I was thinking as I washed the car, “Is this like doing a RAIN DANCE??”
Well today the car is still good, but outside it is raining. Did I cause this? I might just leave it in the garage until the roads dry and the sun shines. LOL
Wash the car, it is gonna rain.
Drop a slice of bread with p-nut butter on it the P-nut side is DOWN.
Take the umbrella and it won’t rain. (don’t take it and you might just end up buying one at Cracker Barrel.
What are other truisms you have proven?