I walked in Wal Mart

On the Road Sherry gets her hair done at Wal-mart or Super –Sams or something like that.  She has started treating herself to a manicure also, so today was the day.

We visited the Villages WalMart closest to us. The plan is, I will get some walking in and also pick up a few things on our ‘list’. As I walked by the Nail-fixing shop I notice a man sitting tall in one of ‘em chairs and a girl working on his feet. Ah ha, he must be treating himself to an extra today.  Not many men can sit still that long.

(Better to think of how determined nature is than shop)

Armed with my little list, to the Vitamins. She has on the list “Ginger Root 550mg”  That is a vitamin? Now looking thru all the vitamins is like an Easter Egg Hunt.  I stopped by there 5 times and could not find it.  All those Vitamins? People take them?  I couldn’t even pronounce some of ‘em.  also I must say some sickly looking folk hunt thru them vitamins.  I hope they help.

Shampoo, I won’t write the name down because I forgot it. BUT it is just like panty hose and make up, 3,867,992 kinds.  I betcha Lucy’s Joe or Paula’s John ain’t never been caught looking thru this stuff.  I betcha Rick or Grover never shopped for such. Imma knowing Bill and Bro. Slim ain’t.

(Men like to do BIG things! LOL)

When I become KING, stuff is going to be named ‘SHAMPOO’, SOAP, TOOTHPASTE, ‘ats it. None of these stupid names attached. Lemme inform you. Shampoo ain’t nothing but liquid soap. I used it all my life, soap that is. All these promisses of more body, higher hair, grow more all that crap. Be like me use soap it is as good…….. wait, I ain’t a good example of that, I had loose roots and my hair turned loose. But not because of the soap mind you!

Okay, I’m walking round and round in this store and pass this man whose wife won’t let him shop, he has to sit on a bench up front whilst she shops. The 6th time past, he is really looking at me funny, and I do him the same favor, two men who have NO business in a store.

There were a couple ladies who forgot some of their clothes, in a hurry to get here. Many, many women needed to go into the beauty shop and get them to re-do their hair, they looked like they had been in a mixer. Some of the dye jobs went bad and turned out red and blue.

I checked out the jeans, there again some woman had gotten into the men’s wear design. I used to buy by the size 32x31. Now they add a suffix: ‘relaxed fit’, boot cut, regular cut, lowrider, stretch,prewashed. etc,  I pass them up, I hate to try on clothes.

Stores should say outside:  “Women Only”.  Men got no business trying to shop, we ain’t smart enough.

Nite Shipslog

PS:

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~

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