Can you imagine how much money I have saved on haircuts and dye?
Hey, then there are combs and they don’t come cheap. I haven’t bought and lost a comb in years. And now I could drive a convertable at 60 and not worry about my hair. I need to think about getting a rag top!
The money I have saved us on the cost of shampoo and water to wash my hair would be way up there. I no longer have to buy ***Brylcream (A little dab will do you, simply rub a little on your hair).
No longer does the wind mess up my handsome looks with messed up hair. I haven’t had to have two mirrors to make sure my ‘Duck’s Tail’ is combed right. My hair never gets in my eyes!
Shucks In and out the shower in 10 minutes, no hair dryer to waste electricity, just some Vaseline to shine the dome. I must be getting rich, think of all that money I have saved!
(Picture shows a ball of hail from 2018 as bald as I) I know lots of men are envious of me. (maybe some women!) LOL
PS: ***Fay Lovsky – A Little Dab'll Do Ya Lyrics
Brylcreem - a little dab'll do ya
Brylcreem - you look so debonair
Brylcreem - the girls will all pursue ya
They love to get their fingers in your hair!
It seems to me the last line was:
Simply rub a little in your hair!