The ways of a gentleman,
I've been told.
The kind of a guy that wouldn't even harm a flea
But if me and a certain character met
That guy that invented that cigarette
I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree.
Well not because I don't smoke myself
I don't reckon they'll harm your health
I've smoked all my life and I'm not dead yet.
But nicotine slaves are all the same,
At a pettin' party or a poker game,
Everything's must stop while they smoke a cigarette.
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! That cigarette.
Puff! Puff! Puff!
And if you smoke yourself to death,
Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate
That you hate to make him wait,
But you got to have another cigarette.
Sorry I couldn’t resist. I did a lot of tough things in my life, but the hardest thing I ever did was quit smoking. All smokers can find an uncle or grandpa who lived to be 110 years old and smoked 2 packs a day, etc. That was just an excuse to cover our inability to quit. To the smoker it is a very enjoyable habit. I still like to smell smoke especially a good pipe. hahahaha Every smoker can tell you quitting smoking is the easiest thing they have ever done. They have done it a thousand times. LOL
It is hard for some folk to comprehend that cigarettes were sold to patients in hospitals. They could even smoke in bed if oxygen wasn’t present.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT RECOMMEND EVER SMOKING I BELIEVE IT CAN HURT, EVEN KILL YOU!