THERE HAS BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!!!!!
No, no , no!!!!! In my last entry I said just let me go, I didn’t say I didn’t want a bunch of crying and wailing. Shucks I want Aunt Polly to fall into the casket yelling why did he have to go so young. I want folks to stay up all night telling stories of how good I was. I want Uncle John to lean in and say ‘He was such a sweet child, the good die so young!”
I can’t wait for all, all my old girl friends (BOTH OF THEM! Or was it just one?) to come by crying! Challenging the heights, “Why couldn’t he have been mine!!!!” While their rich husbands stand by and can do nothing about it.
No Sister, I still want a commotion, a three day wake(maybe more). I know you will furnish some of the best food, since I did not live long enough to collect the inheritance.
Be sure and sit me up in the casket so I can see what is going on. Offer me some banana pudding, I love banana pudding. I won’t take it of course, but I will appreciate the offer.
Have Smokey sing ‘He will be coming around the mountain’, OH yes, and the ‘Cowboy’s lament,” I love that one. If you don’t mind spending a little more, you could hire the Sons of the Pioneers to back Smoke up.
No lady, you took that entry all wrong, Cry your eyes out, faint I want everybody to have a good time, but try to be real SAD!!!!!!
So when it comes my time, Let me GO!, But mourn like the dickens!
I Love you all, BUT, if I go before the next entry. You are all invited to my wake; Sister Shirl will gladly pay your way and the motel etc. She is going to miss me, boy that is for sure.
Thanks for coming by for the invitation,
PS: ***Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
***Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
***If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ***If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?