I won’t say I hate pillows, I don’t. BUT sometimes I think there are too many on the beds and the couch. Yeah I know it is cool, ‘the THING’ and decorative, but what do you do with them when you are using the furniture.
We checked into a motel last weekend and there were 4 pillows on each bed. Now it is a fact too many pillows is not good for your health and well being (I just made that fact up).
Sherry gives me two pillows. a big fat one and a skinny flat one. At night she takes the fat one to add to her two, I only use the flat one, I am not a BIG pillow-type guy. Everyone of the pillows at the motel were FAT pillows. I finally got one and beat the center down.
It is a conspiracy by whoever makes these cushions and pillows. Some real PR work was done, I think we went from ‘a pillow a person’ to an average of 6 pillows/cushions per person per household. (Another fact I just created) There is definitely a person somewhere in the world whose share of pillows I have.
When we visit someone and the couch is full of cushions I don’t know what to do. Do I sit on them, Do I pick one up and hug it while sitting on the other 15? (Another
lie I mean fact I just made up.)
But is there a real reason for so many cushions?
OH, OF COURSE A GREAT PILLOW FIGHT!
Now, I feel much better.
Nite Shipslog (on one pillow)
Now that I have ranted, I really do not care how many pillows you have, I just do not understand it. Sorta like I don’t understand fifteen ear rings in each ear. Every one knows God created the ear lobe to hang only one ear ring on. ……………………. (Didn’t HE?)
Pillow CArs…. Or car Pillows