Trucks of Art
Now:
My Dr. Appointment
for the ‘skin cancer’ is today. I had all this paper work to fill out. They ask
your health history, and medicines one is taking. I am taking no medicines. I
usually get the question, ‘Are you sure you haven’t forgotten some medications?’ They are just not used to that with an 80
year old bald headed dude. But I am really in pretty good health. (BTW I
dropped another pound) I saw 152 on the scales this AM. I was 137 when we were married. BUT She says
she doesn’t want me back to 137. But I would like to bounce around 148-150.
Bad
news in church last Sunday morn. In the church vestibule a man older than I
mentioned my bald head. He has a full head of hair. I said, “Yes and that isn’t
really fair you know.”
“Jack,
I was bald until last year.”
“Really?” me.
“Yeah last
year St. Peter approached God about a problem on earth. Saying, ‘Sir, we have a
problem on earth. Many GOOD men are going bald, can we fix that?”
“Good
men you say?”
St. Peter, “Yes
sir, some very good men.”
“God
thought a minute, then said, ‘in my name, let all GOOD men on earth have a full
head of hair, no matter their age’,” AND IT WAS SO!
“That
should answer your question of why you are still bald and I have hair,” my
friend (?) said. LOL
You shouldn’t get mad at
church, but you can plan on getting even.
HA!
Nite Shipslog
8 comments:
Wise guy huh? And I always thought bald heads were solar panels for youthful energy.
Good luck at getting even.
Lisa
I like men with bald heads.
Dwayne Johnson? Vin Diesel? Bruce Willis? Yul Brynner? they are so hot.
bald men are definitely cool.
I agree ... bald is beautiful! Congrats on the weight loss! I'm starting again today cutting carbs -- that usually works and I feel more energetic as a result.
Wasn't it Telly Salvalas, the actor, who said "bald was beautiful?" Great job on another pound gone!
I tell you, I'm sure the doctors are surprised with your good healthy. I've typed a list of over 20 medicines and the person is in their 50's.
betty
There are a lot of jokes about balk heads for sure. But I agree, they are beautiful. I couldn't say any difference because several of my sons are already bald and they can't help but be beautiful in this mom's eyes! Like you I don't take any medicines either. I do take a daily vitamin and the occasion aspirin, but they are not prescriptions so I'm thankful for that. I remember my dad taking almost 20 pills every day. We are blessed.
Love and hugs from a sunny Ohio this morning!
'ma'
Two of our sons are bald and beautiful, like yourself. It's hereditary. My twin brother and I have the same receding hairline. I don't think it's too funny tho:( I have a feeling mr.jokester in church is going to be hearing 'one' in return. It's a gorgeous 42 degrees and sunny around here today. We'll take it!
love n' hugs from up north where the fresh bread baking smells mighty fine.
Ya 'unt some?
I think I would have slashed his tires:)
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