Saturday, January 4, 2020
A food that helps ‘Your Senior’ moments!
Autos of beauty
For today,the day before Sunday:
I read the title on one of my ‘news’ headlines. MY first thought was, “It must be Butter Pecan Ice Cream!”
So I asked Miss Google, “What day is it?”
Immediately I hear, “What day would you like for it to be?”
“Well I thought it was Sunday, and I would go down and hear Bro Lacey. He is the RV chaplain here.”
“Well it can be Sunday, but I will have to get to the preacher and tell him.”
“Okay what day would you suggest?” I asked.
“Saturday is as good as any, how about that?”
“BUT, but I already used that one.”
“I suggest you take a nap and you can wake up later in the day Saturday, BTW you didn’t tell Evelyn you had used that day did you?”
“Well yeah, but not real loud!”
Then Miss Google made a swallowing noise and said, “Then you are probably in trouble. But I will do my best at changing her calendar. Just stick to your guns, today is the day before Sunday. In the mean time, do like Don..... take another nap.
Y’all keep in mind in this world that are some people who are getting old, y’all just try to be one of ‘em. Even when you must ask Miss Google what day it is. I have learned Today is always the day before tomorrow. And I am eating a gallon of Butter Pecan Ice Cream!
PS: I keep seeing a book advertised called:
‘You are Dead, Now what?’ I am letting that sink in.